January 2012
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Just an observation
1890:
Oh Black Beauty you are so pretty and everyone abuses you but I will be your friend
1914:
You’re stupid and your horse is stupid and I hate you.
JERRY YOU HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AS A BAG OF DOUCHE
Just saw War Horse
That is all.
December 2011
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..."Like Mulder and Scully?": END OF YEAR MEME,... →
END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
A:
#aw...
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Revolutionary Tea
There was an old lady lived over the sea And she was an Island Queen. Her daughter lived off in a new countrie, With an ocean of water between; The old lady’s pockets were full of gold But never contented was she, So she called on her daughter to pay her a tax Of three pence a pound on her tea, Of three pence a pound on her tea. “Now mother, dear mother,” the daughter...
Ok, I cave
Where does one get this “missing e” magic I keep hearing about? I’m curious.
karmadownurgun:
What if Moriarty continued to pop up places, telling Sherlock “No charge” and then running off?
Sherlock orders a drink at the bar. Moriarty hands it to him. No charge.
Sherlock gets tickets for a play at the theatre. Moriarty hands them to him. No charge.
Sherlock gets a blow job, looks down and it’s Moriarty. No charge.
Sherlock at a bar?? :P
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No seriously
Why can I only produce decent art between 1 and 4 in the morning?
I try to do something during the day and my muse is just not there.
As soon as everyone else goes to bed my brain is like HIIIIIIIIIIII TIME TO DRAW NOW THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE LET’S GOOOOOO
Help I'm fanarting and I can't get up
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vesperdomino:
Every time I look at my curtains I just want to make a dress out of them.
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crookedsin:
HAHAHAHA oh that’s priceless
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Got this awesome new insulated mug
With a travel cover/heat container thingy that keeps tea hot for over an hour.
This makes me very happy as fanart distracted me from the fact that I made my tea about forty-five minutes ago and then completely forgot about it.
I just took a sip and…
Still hot!
Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
[/Transcript]
Just, you know, sitting over here
revwarheart:
staysandstories:
revwarheart:
capncrystal:
revwarheart:
being short. :|
I FEEL SHORT NOW LET ME HOLD YOU
I’m almost 5’4” ): *clings*
4’10”…could officially join Little People of America if there was some medical condition involved…
AH. I just want to give you hugs! ;___;
Lol, little people group hug!!
Just, you know, sitting over here
revwarheart:
capncrystal:
revwarheart:
being short. :|
I FEEL SHORT NOW LET ME HOLD YOU
I’m almost 5’4” ): *clings*
4’10”…could officially join Little People of America if there was some medical condition involved…
