crookedsin: Allow me to make something clear: finding humor in history is not a sin. Poking fun at the human aspects of the figures whom we’ve dedicated our lives to learning about, does not take away our credibility as historians. History is not stiff. History is not flat. History is the story of people, of humanity, of emotion, of sadness, of laughter. If our harmless attempts at historical...
romanticillusions: crookedsin: clubdescordeliers: Okay, just a second. Sometimes on tumblr we jokingly make photoshops and whatnot. We are not publishing them in books, we are not discussing them in ‘srs history conventions’, or anywhere that is reserved for serious discussion. I know that some people do not approve of this, and chose not to take part in it themselves, as they view it as...
Lafayette: Hey I just met you
Lafayette: And this is crazy
Lafayette: But I think you're the greatest person who ever existed please make me a member of your staff and adopt me as the son you never had and you can be the father I never knew and we can hate the British together and spread freedom and liberty across two countries.
Lafayette: So call me maybe.
I’m pretty sure my neighbor has a crush on me. If only he wasn’t 5
humbleegomania: this is making me giggle way too much today
martymikalski: SIRI WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
I have a speech impediment:
dustydusterson: “I speak like what even noone understands me OTL what is this i cant even” Tumblr speak should be an official speech impediment.
Nicolas Cage: I'm going to steal The Declaration of Independence.
Moriarty: I have an app for that.
aaronburrssexdungeon: publius-report replied to your post: publius-report replied to your post:… If all else, just say, ‘Hey, I’m not a politician. When I whore my Founders, I’m at least being honest.’ If I am not mistaken that is a direct quote from Aaron Burr. Or Joanne Freeman
I’m just waiting until Benedict Cumberbatch searches Tom Hiddleston on tumblr and then shows it to him I really want someone to film his reaction
One of my friends got a call from American Girl asking him for fact checking in colonial life This better mean those motherfuckers are bringing Felicity back
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life
aaronburrssexdungeon: i have tumblr meet ups every day in my heart
milvertons: staysandstories: milvertons: staysandstories: milvertons: humbleegomania replied to your post: SURPRISE STARING CONTEST i’m such a creep so am I let’s creep together Only on tumblr could creeping be this socially acceptable
milvertons: staysandstories: milvertons: humbleegomania replied to your post: SURPRISE STARING CONTEST i’m such a creep so am I let’s creep together
milvertons: humbleegomania replied to your post: SURPRISE STARING CONTEST i’m such a creep so am I let’s creep together
jocelynseip: if u didnt lyk les mis wen da book cam3 owt in 1862 ur n0t a true fan xoxo
There are people complaining that the Les...
guiltyphandiot: The Les Miserables trailer, guys. It’s too sad. “The title is variously translated from the French as The Miserable, The Wretched, The Poor Ones, The Wretched Poor, or The Victims.” OMG GUYS THE TRAILER IS TOO DEPRESSING!!! Les Mis is sad??? /sarcasm
So I’ve just been informed that some people outside of New England have not even heard of, let alone eaten, a fluffernutter sandwich. I pity you.
stargazypie: ilivebetweenconcretewalls: ‘Although Cillian Murphy is a very talented actor, he cannot imitate an Irish accent to save his life. Actually, his Irish accent is the worst ever, worse than many mediocre imitations I’ve heard from NON-English speakers. And it creates a constant feeling of dissonance that you can never put out of your mind, throughout the movie.’ Comment on...
beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
Hello, lovelies! :D
emir-dynamite: capncrystal: emir-dynamite: revwarheart: frostneko: capncrystal: revwarheart: How are you? HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~ NIGHTPEEPS!!! I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! OMG hi hi you gaiiiiiizzzzz :D :D :D Oh, oh, is this a reunion? Can we make my day? Yes. It makes me incredibly sad that I have work tomorrow and can’t stick...
Thunderstorm: check Tea: check Peanut butter oreos: check Books and horror movies: check
OKAY, GUYS, JUST TO BE CLEAR:
oh-you-better-run: gyzym: ZOMBIES: NOT REAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: NOT ACTUALLY OCCURRING IN FLORIDA OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT POST: MEANT TO MOCK ASSORTED ZOMBIE MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE DO UNSPEAKABLY DUMB THINGS IN THE WAKE OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE MAKING ZOMBIE POSTS NOT ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE IN THE REAL LIFE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL YOU...
So my dad was like “Hey Sarah, I just heard this really cool story, wanna hear it?” “Yeah, ok.” Bad choice. And it turned out to be one of those old-person-chain-emails It took him like ten minutes to read the whole thing, something about old people with purple hearts and how kids these days can’t recognize people with purple hearts on sight with some sort of...