WOAH
WOAH WOAH WOAH
“Your brand of journalism is obnoxious and, therefore, disliked”

Filed under cannibal cooking show thp
Wait this show has Eddie Izzard and Raul Esparza
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS
BRB, GETTING HOOKED
Filed under fava beans and a nice chianti is people
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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Filed under THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
God fucking damn getting dumped by a best friend is worse than getting dumped by any guy
Filed under I need a hug