Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
“but I bought him new jeans” omg dying
(Source: little-coyote, via sarphire)

Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
“but I bought him new jeans” omg dying
(Source: little-coyote, via sarphire)
LMAO
Russia… ftw.
I’m not gonna lie, I kind of wanna laugh at this because she beat him up after he tried to rob her business and then...
this shit is fucking horrible. “We had sex a couple times”. Bitch, you raped the poor guy. That’s not sex. THAT IS RAPE.
What the hell.