Posts tagged lol
Posts tagged lol
OmiGOSH, there is like an 82.59% chance that I will be getting a gold or silver cap on my FRONT TOOTH FOR LIKE A WEEK UNTIL I GET A NEW CROWN AND MY MOM TOLD ME AND SHE THOUGHT I’D BE ALL DISAPPOINTED AND VAIN AND DISGUSTED BUT I FREAKED OUT SO EXCITED TO BE A PIRATE AND HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WITH METAL TEETH AND SHE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING.
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
Vote For a real Republican this election!
Just don’t think about what year it is!
The Truth About Periods and Advertising
The British company Bodyform, which manufactures “towels,” or what Americans now call maxi pads or mini pads, or sanitary napkins to those of an age to no longer need them. Richard Neill left a message on the firm’s Facebook page, which is a basic retelling of an old joke.
Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn’t I get to enjoy this time of joy and ‘blue water’ and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn’t wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen …..you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger
Bodyform responded with a video featuring a statement from their “CEO.”
We are always grateful for input from our users, but your comment was particularly poignant. If Facebook had a “love” button, we’d have clicked it. But it doesn’t. So we’ve made you a video instead. Unfortunately Bodyform doesn’t have a CEO. But if it did she’d be called Caroline Williams. And she’d say this.
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
weeping angel dressed as disney princess problem solved
SOMEONE HAD BETTER DO THIS AND POST IT
the good thing about being a mulitfandom blog is that no one knows what you will post next
I still remember back when I first got a tumblr and thought it was a legitimate blog hosting site.
And I was convinced that you had to follow traditional blog rules and write meaningful posts about a single subject and not post more than a couple of times a week.
To everyone who started following me back then, I do apologize for the disintegration.
Or do I
UGH JESUS IT’S NOT TRUE I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THIS ON MY DASH
FOR REAL PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME DEFEND MITTENS
the only reason why I’m still facebook friends with this girl is because she posts the most ridiculous things and her grandma always calls her out on it
she’s like, two years younger than me